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Drunk For Christmas 
Santa stood waiting in line at the store, with a case of malt liquor, some chips and a whore. A crack pipe was sticking out of his pocket, he had a bag full of weed out on his rice-rocket. eight little mopeds were leading the way, as he went down the road yelling “Hey hey hey, let’s get to the party and break out those rocks, and keep them revolvers tucked in your socks”. As he went through the door with his weed in his hand, there in the room the cops all did stand. They said “Break out the acids, we’re totally hip, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD TRIP’!-Warper