Press
“The perfect remedy for nausea induced by the Christmas music at the mall.”
– Hot Blonde just leaving the mall
“You made an album?? Hey!! I’m being attacked! ”
– Kalgore, level 12 Elf, from the interwebs
“Last year you had to spike my eggnog. This year just send me a dirty Christmas CD.”
– Cute astrophysicist, Cambridge MA
“Ho, Ho, Ho!”
– Santa Claus, North Pole
“Oh no, I’ve got to work, and I’ve got that in my head!”
“My soul died a little, no wait, that’s just puke in my mouth”
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Drunk For Christmas 